Member of the Moment - MRizzle

Jimmy

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Time for another Member of the Moment! The member under the spotlight this week is MRizzle !!


Describe yourself in 3 words: African sunset haired :wink:


Current car: RB Clio RS200 (aka The Mattmobile)

First car: Ford Fiesta Mk7 Zetec S

Why you love clio197.net: Fantastic members, brilliant advice, inspirational guides/builds and amusing banter!


Favourites

Food: Italian
Drink: Wheat beer/Havana Club and Diet Coke/a large Glendronach or Balvenie...incidentally this is also usually the way that they follow one another on a night out! :smile:

Holiday destination: Cuba
Film: Batman: The Dark Knight
Film star: Jake Gyllenhal
Sport: Football or UFC
Hobby: Spending as much time as I can with my son, driving, photography, travelling, sport (both watching and playing), UFC, car detailing, socialising, film, trainers, music (I've been keenly attending gigs and festivals for the last 18 years...crikey I'm getting old!)

Pornstar: Cassidy Banks - that's going to make for an interesting conversation with the wife...aaaand clear browser history :rofl:

TV show: Game of Thrones
TV presenter/personality: Mark Corrigan
Song: A really really hard one for me but (Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay by Otis Redding is right up there.

Band: This is totally impossible for me to nail to one band and it depends on my mood as much as anything but I've been listening to the entire back catalogue of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers recently.

Computer game: FIFA
Website (other than 197.net):

Dream 3 car garage:

1. Koenigsegg One:1
2. Ferrari F12 TDF
3. Audi RS6

Fantasy Partner to:

Marry: Margot Robbie - that scene in the playroom in The Wolf of Wall Street...ooft...that just a whole lot of that!!

Have a one night stand with: One of my work colleagues. She's a solid 9.

Celebrity I'd most like to punch: Nigel Farage. I'm a lover not a fighter but I'd love to punch that xenophobic racist square in his frog like face.

One thing I am excellent at: Communication; interpersonal, written, non-verbal and oral. It's just something that I'm pretty good at.

One thing I am terrible at: DIY and I write this whilst "admiring" the squint curtain pole that I erected. Seriously...I'd be as well attempting DIY using only my mouth.

Proudest moment: The birth of my son 18 months ago. I'm not even slightly ashamed to admit that I was a blubbering wreck of a man when he arrived.

Most embarrassing moment: (My wife will end me if she reads this but...) Meeting the man who would become my father-in law as he walked into his lounge narrowly missing me and his daughter sharing a very...erm...intimate moment on his sofa. It's hard to shake hands and look a person in the eye at that moment, especially if that man is to go on to become your father in law and mention this moment in his father of the bride speech.

Pet hate: People who are totally self absorbed. However this is tied with people who put eyelashes on cars. Seriously...what the hell is that about?! People who do that to their cars deserve to die alone.

Favourite chat up line: Do you want to come home with me and do the things that I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?

Favourite joke: I went to Waterstones and asked the woman for a book about turtles. She asked: “Hardback?” and I was like: “Yeah, and little heads.”

Question from sevenfourate - How many Canadian girls have you had sex with?:
4. It could be 5 but I'm fairly certain that my lack of ability to recollect the potential fight suggests that it would have been a rather awful experience for her if it did go ahead.

I went out with a Canadian girl for several months while at uni, Kelly. She was amazing. Really truly stunning, a hilariously quirky sense of humour, really intelligent, got on well with my mates - she was truly a catch...God knows what she saw in me. However, her Dad came over to visit her in St Andrews from home (a city called Kingston). I met him and was immediately struck by quite how much of a physical presence he presented. We went out for dinner at a lovely seafood restaurant. All seemed to be going well and I was making every effort to be disarmingly charming. However, when Kelly excused herself to go to the bathroom he turned to me and said, "So, has Kelly spoken much about what I do?" I replied, "Sure, she talks about you a lot. She mentioned that you work with the police." He looked at me dead in the eye. His gaze was unwavering and serious, "Correct. I work for the ETF. Do you know what that is Matt?". "I'm sorry, not really", I replied. Without even the suggestion of humour he stated, "All you need to know is that I'm REALLY REALLY handy with a gun". I never visited her at home.

Member who you nominate to be interviewed next and why: @Micah
Random question to ask that Member: Would you rather have to say EVERYTHING that's on your mind OR never be able to speak?


A huge thanks to [MENTION=54404]MRizzle[/MENTION] for being a good sport and giving some great answers :smiley:


@Micah keep an eye on your PM inbox, the questions will be sent to you shortly!!

 
well,another hilarious post..well done mate..would not like to experience the sofa time and your future father in law..
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Haha everyone has "one of them work colleagues..." Hilarious!
 
Thanks everyone...I should clarify that the part about the Canadian girl should read, "the potential event" NOT fight! Thank you for that predictive text! :rofl:
 

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