Jimmy
Good cop
Welcome to this weeks MOM feature, this time around it's the Czech-loving, Gordini-worshipping Simon aka @Gordini ! #stripes=power
Enjoy!
Describe yourself in 3 words: Fun, immature, loyal
Current car: Clio Gordini and Grand Scenic
First car: Mazda 323 1.5 (rustbox cost £50 and ended up at the scrappie 6 months later when the suspension went through the floorpan)
Why you love clio197.net: It's focused, fun and friendly
Favourites
Food: Anything spicy or stodgy. Thai a particular favourite
Drink: Relentless Origin
Holiday destination: I spent most of my early years in Bermuda so love the sea and sand. Would have to say the Maldives as the diving is great
Film: Avatar
Film star: Antonio Banderas (personally I think he's completely rubbish but my wife fancies him and normally gets horny if we watch a film with him in. Doesn't seem to work with just the voice though so can't just watch Shrek or Puss in Boots)
Sport: Football, motorsport and rugby
Hobby: DIY, my kids, my car, marine aquarium
Pornstar: Angelika Black
TV show: The Walking Dead
TV presenter/personality: Leigh Francis (Keith Lemon)
Song: Eminem - Stan
Band: The Prodigy
Computer game: GTA V
Website (other than 197.net): Ulozto.cz (Czech download site)
Dream 3 car garage:
1 Toyota GT one
2 Ferrari F40
3 Lancia Delta S4
Fantasy Partner to:
Marry: Jessica Alba
Have a one night stand with: Eve Angel
Celebrity I'd most like to punch: not a celebrity as such but probably Boris Johnson
One thing I am excellent at: getting p*ssed
One thing I am terrible at: waking up the next morning
Proudest moment: birth of each of my kids
Most embarrassing moment: In 6th form I was sat next to a girl I had fancied for ages when I let out a fart uncontrollably. Worst still it was really loud and so I did what immediately came to mind and blamed my best friend who was also sitting with us. Just about got away with it but never did get into her knickers (so maybe she wasn't as stupid as I thought)
Pet hate: my manager at work has what can be best described as a nervous tick. Every so often he sticks his hand down his trousers (I don't know whether this is into the pants or not as I can't see to this level of detail). He then removes the hand and gives it a big sniff. This can be in front of anybody, in meetings or at the coffee machine. It can be in the front or at the back of the trousers. He will then shake hands with people or pass you some papers. I still can't figure out what is going on...
Favourite chat up line: Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass
Favourite joke: by Frankie Boyle: "I worry that Rebecca Adlington will have an unfair advantage in the swimming by possessing a dolphin's face."
Question from @Pav : If you were abducted by aliens and they did things to you, would you tell, and why?? Knowing Pav's thinking behind this scenario I would guess it involves a lot of probing. As a result, I'd probably tell my wife as she may notice I was walking a bit funny and struggling to sit down. As for everyone else, I'd probably shy away from telling the papers, unless I could get a big tabloid payoff I could put toward an RS16.
Member who you would like to nominate to be interviewed next: @nutnutwelshman
Random question to ask this member: If you had to spend the night with someone, which would you choose - (i) face off Baywatch, body off crimewatch; or (ii) body off Baywatch, face off crimewatch?
Awesome stuff from Simon, thank you very much for taking part! More than likely he'll be watching some random Banderas film right now, winking suggestively at Mrs Gordini (his wife, not the wife of actual Mr Gordini....that would cause all manner of awkwardness...)
Kev, you will have the questions in a PM shortly!
Enjoy!
Describe yourself in 3 words: Fun, immature, loyal
Current car: Clio Gordini and Grand Scenic
First car: Mazda 323 1.5 (rustbox cost £50 and ended up at the scrappie 6 months later when the suspension went through the floorpan)
Why you love clio197.net: It's focused, fun and friendly
Favourites
Food: Anything spicy or stodgy. Thai a particular favourite
Drink: Relentless Origin
Holiday destination: I spent most of my early years in Bermuda so love the sea and sand. Would have to say the Maldives as the diving is great
Film: Avatar
Film star: Antonio Banderas (personally I think he's completely rubbish but my wife fancies him and normally gets horny if we watch a film with him in. Doesn't seem to work with just the voice though so can't just watch Shrek or Puss in Boots)
Sport: Football, motorsport and rugby
Hobby: DIY, my kids, my car, marine aquarium
Pornstar: Angelika Black
TV show: The Walking Dead
TV presenter/personality: Leigh Francis (Keith Lemon)
Song: Eminem - Stan
Band: The Prodigy
Computer game: GTA V
Website (other than 197.net): Ulozto.cz (Czech download site)
Dream 3 car garage:
1 Toyota GT one
2 Ferrari F40
3 Lancia Delta S4
Fantasy Partner to:
Marry: Jessica Alba
Have a one night stand with: Eve Angel
Celebrity I'd most like to punch: not a celebrity as such but probably Boris Johnson
One thing I am excellent at: getting p*ssed
One thing I am terrible at: waking up the next morning
Proudest moment: birth of each of my kids
Most embarrassing moment: In 6th form I was sat next to a girl I had fancied for ages when I let out a fart uncontrollably. Worst still it was really loud and so I did what immediately came to mind and blamed my best friend who was also sitting with us. Just about got away with it but never did get into her knickers (so maybe she wasn't as stupid as I thought)
Pet hate: my manager at work has what can be best described as a nervous tick. Every so often he sticks his hand down his trousers (I don't know whether this is into the pants or not as I can't see to this level of detail). He then removes the hand and gives it a big sniff. This can be in front of anybody, in meetings or at the coffee machine. It can be in the front or at the back of the trousers. He will then shake hands with people or pass you some papers. I still can't figure out what is going on...
Favourite chat up line: Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass
Favourite joke: by Frankie Boyle: "I worry that Rebecca Adlington will have an unfair advantage in the swimming by possessing a dolphin's face."
Question from @Pav : If you were abducted by aliens and they did things to you, would you tell, and why?? Knowing Pav's thinking behind this scenario I would guess it involves a lot of probing. As a result, I'd probably tell my wife as she may notice I was walking a bit funny and struggling to sit down. As for everyone else, I'd probably shy away from telling the papers, unless I could get a big tabloid payoff I could put toward an RS16.
Member who you would like to nominate to be interviewed next: @nutnutwelshman
Random question to ask this member: If you had to spend the night with someone, which would you choose - (i) face off Baywatch, body off crimewatch; or (ii) body off Baywatch, face off crimewatch?
Awesome stuff from Simon, thank you very much for taking part! More than likely he'll be watching some random Banderas film right now, winking suggestively at Mrs Gordini (his wife, not the wife of actual Mr Gordini....that would cause all manner of awkwardness...)
Kev, you will have the questions in a PM shortly!
Antonio Banderas??bet you have all the films with him in downloaded from 
