Lol, funny thing is you are right. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in the RS3 technical meeting.
Test driver: "fantastic car, bullet quick but when I get to a corner it.......... Understeers like an Austin Allegro and wants to drive through the armco"
Technical Director: "We need to fix this, Audi's reputation is built on a firm foundation of technical excellence, expanding the envelope and innovative thinking, we have the finest automotive technical minds in the world.. Who has a solution?"
Boffin: "lets put wider tyres on the front and give it more power"
Technical Director: "Done"