Joy and I have been thinking about this for sometime now and we think you should be told.
The youngsters on the site are pretty well in the majority. However, there are quite a number of “Senior” members out there and we think it’s time for their voices to be heard.
We aren’t planning a take over or anything we just feel that the older members could perhaps have more input as there’s no substitute for experience.
All this talk of “Flash Tuning” “Bluefins” “Wolfs / Vipers / K&N’s” is all very well and very interesting but there could be other things discussed.
“Eibachs” !….. How about “Bad Backs”???
So come on all you geriatrics, get off your Stannah pull up your Shackleton chair, set the screen display to Large 120DPI and become a STOG.
We need to establish how many Oldies are in the club, we have plenty ideas for STOGmods but we need to know who you are!
Here’s a few STOGmods for starters: -
1. Senior Driver Pack:-
CINEMASCOPE REAR VIEW MIRRORS TO NEGATE THE NEED TO TURN THE HEAD TO LOOK BACK
BIFOCAL SCREEN AND MIRRORS
EXTRA LARGE FONT FOR DIALS AND INSTRUMENTS
2. Senior Seating Pack:-
EGRESS ASSIST: -
DOORS OPEN, SEAT SWIVELS AND TILTS UP TO “PLACE” ONE IN STANDING POSITION OUTSIDE POST OFFICE, ALDI ETC.
ENTRY ASSIST: -
OPPOSITE OF ABOVE PLUS ARM IN “B” PILLAR TO HAND SEAT BELT CLIP FORWARD.
3. Senior Glove box Pack:-
ST LOGO PENSION BOOK AND HOLDER
MEDICATION RACK
SEALABLE BIN FOR “FULL” BAGS
DENTURE HOLDER FOR COBBLED/ROUGH TRACKS AND RALLY NIGHTS, INCLUDING POLYGRIP DISPENSER
JAMES BOND STYLE GLOVE BOX MOUNTED DEFIBRILLATOR UNIT
4. In Car Comfort Pack
SUPER SLIPPER FIXED INTO PASSENGER FOOTWELL FOR THAT “FIRESIDE” COMFORT
CB RADIO / 8 TRACK STEREO
LIGHTER AND ASHTRAY/PIPE RACK
EMPHYSEMA RELIEVING FORCED AIR VENTS
ST LOGO DRIBBLE BIB
5. Stick On’s
“MY OTHER CARS A BELINGO” Stickers
CASTROL GTX Stickers
DUNLOP GROUNDHOG Stickers
STP Stickers
ALDI CAR PARK PASS HOLDER
“DAVE AND JOY” TYPE SUNVISOR STRIPS
6. Boot Accessories:-
ST FOLDAWAY ZIMMER AND BOOT RACK
ST LOGO TARTAN FLASK AND HOLDER
ST LOGO TARTAN RUG COMPARTMENT
FRONT ZIP UP ANKLE BOOT STORAGE BOX
