The wife's no make up selfie

She should be thankful she doesn't have to look at in the morning......
 
Narrrr she just came back with, Oh nice! xxx

She's lived with me for 10 years and that's tame from be tbh
 
Glad I've brightened your day and don't worry I've reminded her that cleaning her teeth isn't counted as makeup.
 
Exactly!

i note your network carrier belies your sexual prowess claims tho :wink:
 
Damn right!! Mixed together with me constantly taking the piss out of the missus I imagine it will be a long standing contract!