Got sent this by a mate who saw this ad on ebay, Is a long read but worth the giggles:thumbup1:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....e-All-Categories&_fvi=1&_rdc=1#ht_6846wt_1139
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....e-All-Categories&_fvi=1&_rdc=1#ht_6846wt_1139