'Jedi Mind Trick' on other half....

What Jedi Mind trick have you used on the wife, girlfriend, other half to change something on your car, that didn't need changing????

Mrs Litchy says 'quote' "bloody hell what have you (meanin' SteC) done to this car, wasn't like this before we went on holiday" :s

My reply just a service (roughly translated as he fitted a 250 megane engine love whilst we were topping up our tans) lol
 
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Just go for a defection rather than a excuse
Eg Have you lost weight
Your hair looks nice
I think it's about time you got a new pair of shoes

Or my preferred method. Just hit the pedal to the floor and scare the crap out of her so she is lost for words