What car thread yet again LOL

Ok so I sold my 197 f1 in June this year sad day. No having a wee change of plan on the job front so now need a new car. But can’t decide on what to buy I am stuck between:

RS5 I think it’s a bit old for me
RS3 It’s just a s3 on steroids buts it sounds amazing!!!
TTRS Every man and their dogs has them around my way
New boxster 2012 model still think I'll get called a hair dresser,
Scirocco R This is the one I really like, but got that nagging feeling I should get something a bit more mad. (RS3)

Any other suggestions, I want all the toys so no exiges or anything like that. Must be flappy paddle (DSG)
 
Trying to get somthing around the a year to 2 years old, wanting 2 years of hasel free motoring hopfully.

Paddel shift just being lazy
 
Really don't like german crap. All looks the same.
2012 Subaru STi would be my choice. (Although it doesn't have the girl shift)