You know you are as old as Roy when......

Mocking the old again you lot
Claire you can carry on :wink: as for the rest of you V:smile:
 
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.

You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.

:lol:

(all said in the spirit of humour NOT offence)
 
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.

You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.

:lol:

(all said in the spirit of humour NOT offence)

Quality lol
 
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.

You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.

:lol:

(all said in the spirit of humour NOT offence)

:zap: your getting as bad as Mr Angel:poke::poke: