£23,000 Wax and other expensive waxes

for £23k id want keira knightly coated in the wax, then forced (at gunpoint if needed) to rub herself over the car until I was satisfied. Then it might be money well spent.

Sticking with the context of the thread, that ^^^ is 100x better than paying £230 for Susan Boyle to do the same...
 
Michelle Keegan covered in wax.... Mmmmmm lol plus its more likely for 23k lol
Man, Michelle Keegan.... Oh my word. She's so hot it makes me pull this face when I think of her...

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I've got a plan, buy some of the £795 wax, put it in my own branded tin and sell it some muppet for £19.995 and tell them it's the best thing since sliced bread.
I genuinly think, that's a lot of the appeal to wealthy folk.

"Hey Jonty, I just bought an £2000 car wax"
"Well, William, I spent £23000 on wax"
"Well, Jonty, I invented wax"
"Jajajaja"